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Beer Mug Kitchen Towel | Vintage Style Adulting Is Hard Tea Towel

A cheeky, vintage-style kitchen towel that brings a little laugh and laid-back charm to everyday chores. The distressed, retro artwork features a frothy beer mug and bold type that reads “Beer because adulting is hard,” giving the towel a pub-sign vibe. Lightweight and hemmed for durability, it drapes easily over an oven handle or hangs from a hook by the sink. It’s for people who like their home to feel lived-in — a bit playful, a bit worn-in — and who appreciate humor in small, practical touches. Use it to dry a glass, wipe up spills, or add a conversational accent to casual gatherings and low-key celebrations. Product features - Two material choices: cotton twill (absorbent, lightweight) or polyester (stretchy, durable) - One-sided print with vibrant, crisp colors using DTG (cotton) or sublimation (polyester) - Hemmed edges for reinforced durability - Size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm) — lightweight and easy to hang - Design-ready for kitchens, bars, housewarmings, and casual get-togethers Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat EU representative: Ghostline Publishers LLC, admin@ghostlinepublishers.com, 10155 High ridge road, laurel, MD, 20723, US Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat

Beer Mug Kitchen Towel | Vintage Style Adulting Is Hard Tea Towel

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